Right at the end of the show we got a call from our friend Dick Booster.  Apparently he’s in Ohio and was being attacked by a monkey as he called.  We don’t know what happened, because the end of the call is him getting disconnected. 

This will easily be the best three minutes of your day.  Listen for soon-to-be-classic phrases like:

Oh my God!  The little bastard went for my nuts!!!

and

Is it Noah?  Ask him if it’s Noah.